A wife, fed up with her husband’s continuous tardiness, wrote him a note that stated, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother pursuing me.”

She crept beneath the bed to observe his reaction.

In a short while, the husband returns home, and she hears him in the kitchen before he enters the bedroom.

She stood there watching as he went to the dresser to get the note.

After a while, he wrote something on it and dialed a phone number.

“She’s finally left…

I know it’s about bloody time, but I’m coming to see you, so put on that $exy French nightgown.

I adore you…

I can hardly wait to see you…

We’ll do whatever dirty things you want.”

He hung up the phone, fumbled for his keys, and stormed out the door.

She heard a car drive away as she emerged from behind the bed.

She took the note, seething with wrath and tears in her eyes, to see what he wrote…

“I can make out your feet. We’re out of bread; please return in five minutes.”

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