Wife: Honey, should I think about getting a haircut?

Husband: Sure, why not, go ahead and cut it.

Wife: But I’ve worked so hard to grow it this long.

Husband: In that case, don’t cut it.

Wife: Yet, short hair is all the rage these days.

Husband: Okay, then cut it.

Wife: My friends always tell me that short hair complements my facial features.

Husband: Alright, cut it then.

Wife: But with short hair, I won’t be able to tie it up elegantly.

Husband: If that’s the case, maybe don’t cut it.

Wife: Although, I’ve been wanting to try out a new look.

Husband: Okay, then you should cut it.

Wife: My concern is, what if the hair stylist doesn’t do a good job?

Husband: Then I suppose you shouldn’t cut it.

Wife: Still, I’m leaning towards cutting it.

Husband: Okay, go ahead and cut it.

Wife: But if it doesn’t suit me, I’m holding you responsible!

Husband: Well, maybe don’t cut it then.

Wife: On the other hand, short hair is so much easier to manage.

Husband: Yes, go ahead and cut it then.

Wife: I hope it doesn’t turn out looking awkward on me.

Husband: Then perhaps you shouldn’t cut it.

Wife: Alright. I’ve finally decided, I’m cutting my hair.

Husband: Sure, go for it.

Wife: So, when should we head out?

Husband: Maybe don’t cut them.

Wife: What’s on your mind? I’m referring to visiting my mother.

Husband: Oh, alright, go ahead with that too.

Wife: You seem off. Is everything okay?

Husband: Maybe don’t cut them.

The husband now finds himself in a humorous predicament, frequently repeating “Okay, cut them” and “Then don’t cut them,” much to the amusement of all who hear.