My mom is nasty to my wife

My mom has never liked my wife, Sarah. From the very beginning, she made her feelings clearโ€”Sarah wasnโ€™t โ€œgood enoughโ€ for me. No matter how kind or patient Sarah was, my mom always found a reason to criticize her.

It was exhausting. I tried to keep the peace, hoping my mom would eventually warm up to her, but after years of cold remarks, judgmental looks, and passive-aggressive comments, I had given up on that dream.

This time, though, I had had enough.

We went to pick up my mom from the airport. As soon as she walked out of the terminal, her eyes landed on Sarah sitting in the front seat of our car.

Her face twisted with disapproval, and the first words out of her mouth were, โ€œHow disrespectful. The wife should never sit in the front when the mother is present.โ€

Sarah, used to my momโ€™s antics, simply sighed and looked away. I could feel the tension rising. My mom huffed as she placed her bags in the trunk, still mumbling about โ€œyoung people these daysโ€ and their โ€œlack of respect.โ€

Thatโ€™s when I got an idea.

I turned to Sarah and said, โ€œHoney, would you mind sitting in the back? Just this once?โ€

Sarah looked at me, her eyes searching mine. She must have seen something in my face, some unspoken message, because after a brief hesitation, she nodded and slid into the backseat. My mom smirked as she took the front seat, as if she had won some battle.

As I started the car, I casually mentioned, โ€œOh, by the way, the passenger-side window doesnโ€™t roll up.โ€

Mom barely reacted. โ€œItโ€™s fine,โ€ she said, waving her hand dismissively. โ€œItโ€™s such a nice, sunny day.โ€

She had no idea what was coming.

A few minutes into the drive, we passed a car wash. I saw my opportunity and took it. โ€œHey, we should get the car washed. Itโ€™s been a while.โ€

Sarah, catching on, grinned in the backseat.

My mom, still oblivious, didnโ€™t say anything as I pulled into the automatic car wash lane. As soon as the huge spinning brushes came down, spraying soapy water all over the car, my mom suddenly tensed. She turned to me, alarmed.

โ€œWaitโ€ฆ the window!โ€

I pretended to panic. โ€œOh no! I forgot!โ€

Before she could react, the high-pressure water jets blasted through the open window, hitting her right in the face.

She screamed. A high-pitched, shocked sound that filled the car as freezing water soaked her hair, her clothes, and everything in between. Her perfectly styled curls collapsed under the flood. Soap suds splattered all over her expensive jacket. She flailed, trying to block the water with her hands, but it was no use.

Sarah, in the backseat, was doing everything she could to hold in her laughter. But a small giggle escaped, which only made my mom angrier. โ€œStop laughing and help me!โ€ she shrieked, still being pelted with soapy water.

I did my best to look concerned, but inside, I was enjoying every second. โ€œIโ€™m so sorry, Mom! I completely forgot about the window! Just hold on a little longer; itโ€™s almost over.โ€

But we still had two more rounds of rinsing left.

By the time we finally rolled out of the car wash, my mom looked like a drowned rat. Her clothes stuck to her body, her makeup was smeared down her face, and her once-proud hair was now a tangled, wet mess.

I parked the car and turned to her, trying my hardest to look apologetic. โ€œMom, Iโ€™m so sorry. But hey, at least you got refreshed, right?โ€

Sarah lost it. She burst into full-on laughter, covering her mouth but failing to hide the sound. My mom shot daggers at both of us, her lips pressed together in a furious line.

โ€œThis is not funny,โ€ she growled, her voice shaking with rage.

I bit the inside of my cheek to keep from laughing. โ€œMom, I think we should look at the bright side,โ€ I said. โ€œAt least now youโ€™re super clean. And, wellโ€ฆ itโ€™s only fair. Sarah got out of the front seat for you. Now, you got a little extra โ€˜seat treatmentโ€™ in return.โ€

Thatโ€™s when she realized.

Her eyes narrowed as she looked at me. โ€œYou did this on purpose.โ€

I shrugged. โ€œWhat do you mean?โ€

โ€œYou planned this, didnโ€™t you?!โ€

Sarah, wiping tears of laughter from her eyes, finally spoke. โ€œOh, come on, Mom. It was just a little water. No harm done.โ€

My mom fumed, crossing her arms. She sat stiffly for the rest of the drive, soaked and seething. When we finally reached home, she stormed inside without another word. She didnโ€™t even wait for me to carry her bags.

Later that night, she didnโ€™t mention the car wash incident. But her attitude toward Sarah was noticeably different. She wasnโ€™t exactly warm, but she was quiet. No snide comments. No backhanded insults. Just silence.

Sarah and I exchanged a knowing look. Maybe, just maybe, my mom had finally learned a little lesson about respect.

The next day, she demanded that I fix the window.

I told her Iโ€™d get to it eventually.

Now, hereโ€™s my question for you: if you were in my shoes, would you have done the sa