Little Johnny got on the bus

Little Johnny got on the bus, sat down next to a man reading a book, and noticed the man had his collar on backward.

The man, who was a priest, replied, โ€œBecause I am a Father.โ€

Johnny thought for a moment and said, โ€œMy dad is a father too, but he doesnโ€™t wear his collar like that.โ€

The priest, smiling, explained, โ€œI am the Father of many.โ€

Johnny nodded and said, โ€œMy dad has four boys, four girls, and even two grandkids, but he doesnโ€™t wear his collar like that!โ€

Growing a bit exasperated, the priest said, โ€œWell, I am the Father of hundreds,โ€ and went back to his reading.

After a moment of quiet, Johnny leaned in and said, โ€œMaybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backward instead of your collar!โ€

Little Johnny got on the bus, sat down next to a man who was engrossed in a book, and noticed that the man had his collar on backward.

Curious, Johnny asked, โ€œExcuse me, sir, why do you wear your collar like that?โ€

The man, a priest, looked up and replied with a gentle smile, โ€œBecause I am a Father.โ€

Johnny, with a puzzled expression, thought for a moment. โ€œWell, my dad is a father too, but he doesnโ€™t wear his collar like that.โ€

Amused, the priest explained, โ€œAh, but I am the Father of many.โ€

Johnny considered this and replied, โ€œWell, my dad has four boys, four girls, and even two grandkids, but he doesnโ€™t wear his collar backward!โ€

Growing slightly exasperated, the priest replied, โ€œI am the Father of hundreds.โ€ He returned to his reading, thinking that would satisfy the boyโ€™s curiosity.

But after a few moments, Johnny leaned in again and said, โ€œMaybe if you wore a condom and put your pants on backward, you wouldnโ€™t be the father of so many!โ€

The priest sat in stunned silence, while Johnny grinned, feeling very clever.