A woman comes home one day, excited to deliver some surprising news to her husband. She says, “Do you remember all those years I’ve been suffering from headaches? Well, guess what? They’re gone!” Her husband is intrigued and asks her, “What happened?”
She explains that her friend Margie recommended she see a hypnotist. Skeptical but willing to give it a try, she went to the hypnotist’s office. The hypnotist instructed her to stand in front of a mirror, look at herself, and repeat the phrase, “I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache.” And to her astonishment, it worked! Her headaches disappeared.
Amazed by the effectiveness of the hypnotist, the husband exclaims, “Well, that is wonderful!” Little did he know, his wife had another suggestion in mind. She says, “You know, you haven’t exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Maybe you should go see the hypnotist and see if he can help with that too.”
Intrigued by the idea, the husband agrees to give it a try. After his appointment with the hypnotist, he comes home filled with anticipation. He rushes into the house, strips off his clothes, and carries his wife into the bedroom. Placing her gently on the bed, he says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”
Curious but excited, his wife watches as he disappears into the bathroom. A few minutes later, he emerges from the bathroom and jumps into bed to passionately make love to his wife like never before. Overwhelmed with pleasure, his wife exclaims, “Boy, that was wonderful!”
But the husband isn’t done yet. He says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” Intrigued, his wife watches as he hurries back into the bathroom. This time, she decides to quietly follow him. To her surprise, she sees him standing in front of the mirror, saying, “She’s not my wife; she’s not my wife; she’s not my wife…”
Realizing the implications of her husband’s words, her head spins with shock and confusion. What she thought was a magical solution has turned into a bizarre and shocking revelation.
And with that, the husband’s fun3ral services will be held on Friday.
In this humorous tale, we see the power of suggestion and hypnotism. It all starts with a woman finding relief from her chronic headaches through a hypnotist’s guidance. Intrigued by her success, her husband decides to give it a try himself, unaware of the unexpected consequences that await him.
While this story ends on a darkly comedic note, it serves as a reminder that sometimes, the solutions we seek may lead us down unexpected paths. The power of the mind is a fascinating thing, and in some cases, it can even lead us astray.
So, next time you encounter a problem, consider all the possible solutions, but be cautious of where they may lead you. And maybe, just maybe, consult a professional hypnotist for those headaches before attempting anything else.
