A blind man unknowingly stumbled into a Ladies Bar and found his way over to a stool. Feeling a little thirsty, he decided to order himself a drink.

After sipping on his beverage for a short while, he felt chatty and called out to the bartender, “Hey, would you like to hear a joke about blondes?”

The bustling bar suddenly fell silent.

Breaking the quiet, a woman with a deep, robust voice sitting next to him responded, “Before you go ahead with that joke, sir, there are a few things you might want to consider:

First, the bartender over there is a blonde lady.

Second, the bouncer standing near the door is also a blonde.

Third, I’m a rather intimidating 6-foot tall blonde woman and, just so you know, I have a black belt in karate.

And then, the woman sitting beside me is a professional weight lifter and, you guessed it, she’s blonde too.

Lastly, the lady to your right happens to be a professional wrestler, and she’s blonde as well.

So, I suggest you think carefully, my friend. Do you really want to go ahead and tell that joke?”

The blind man thought about the situation for a moment, shook his head with a little chuckle, and said, “Nah, not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.”