A woman comes home from her job one day, and her husband immediately sees something sparkling around her neck. It’s a stunning diamond necklace.

Curious, he asks, “Where did you get that beautiful necklace?”

She responds with a grin, “Oh, I won it in a raffle at work. Could you prepare my bath while I get dinner started?”

The following day, she walks in from work, her wrist adorned with a dazzling diamond bracelet.

Once again, her husband inquires, “Where did you get the bracelet?”

With the same playful smile, she answers, “I won it in a raffle at work. Can you get my bath ready while I get dinner going?”

The very next day, she surprises him once more, this time entering the house with a luxurious mink coat draped over her shoulders.

He quips with a raised eyebrow, “Let me guess, you won that in a raffle at work too?”

She laughs and says, “Yes, I did! How did you know? Could you prepare my bath while I start on supper?”

That evening, after finishing their meal, she heads to take her bath and is quite taken aback to find only a small amount of water in the tub — just an inch deep.

She calls out to her husband, “HEY! There’s only an inch of water in the tub.”

Calmly from the other room, he replies, “I didn’t want you to get your raffle ticket wet.”