There was an Old Woman Who Heard a Song

There was once an old woman with a keen ear for music. One day, she happened to hear a charming tune on the radio titled “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.”

The melody was so captivating that she felt compelled to find out more about who performed it and where she could get a copy.

Eager to uncover more about this enchanting song, she decided to reach out for information. She dialed what she believed to be the number of the record company associated with the song.

However, in her haste, she accidentally contacted a local gas station instead.

Unaware of her mistake, she cheerfully asked, “Do you have ‘Two Lips and Seven Kisses’?” hoping for the assistance she expected.

On the other end of the line, the gas station attendant, puzzled by the question, responded with a jestful tone, “No, but I do have two nuts and seven inches!” attempting to lighten the unexpected call with a bit of humor.

Slightly confused but maintaining her sense of humor, the old woman asked with curiosity, “Is this a record?”

In response, the amused attendant chuckled and said, “No, it’s average!”